Please: don't be offended. One of my more secular friends posted this image of Santa kneeling next to the Baby Jesus, and I asked CD Rogue if he would make some additions. It just didn't seem complete. He was supposed to make the Draenei a angel-priest, but Zeptepi was too busy doing stuff to be bothered with a photoshoot. Oh, whatever--mage, magi, you say tomato"e" and I say tomat"a". In any case, Baby Jesus seemed fussy with just creepy, sleeping, kneeling Santa by his manger, and was wondering where the Hot Wheels and PS-4 was, (what the hell is a baby supposed to do with bath salts and crap?) when the other Heroes of All Things Fantasy came to his baby rescue. Now, you know I'm too much of a coward to repost this on Facebook and offend folks. There are some people who take their Baby Jesus/Santa vignettes seriously, the same ilk who post daily prayers for i-phones dropped in toilets and having the patience to go Christmas shopping. (I sh*t you not, good people. True stories.)
Me? What self-righteous garbarge do I pray for? Not a darn thing. To me, big-time spirits are not wishing vending machines. That's what Azeroth is for. I got my Great Father Winter gift - and on a mage no less, Ceniza:
Don't let him near the manger, however. He makes a terrible role model.
