Here is what I wrote:
There once was a Dwarf named Guarf
Who drank so much ale he barfed
No, no, no...do over:
There once was Dwarf in Ironforge
Who fished, drank ale, and sausage gorged
His belly got so fat and round
When his shaman friend Matty looked down
While seeing if Navi had sent me a message this morning, I saw this feed post from Visual Thesaurus:
ZARF!!!
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| Yes, there is a word for that cardboard tube around your Starbucks |
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| Zarfs originated from beautiful metallic work: this is not that. |
Aside from its amazing potential in a Scrabble match, this…this might work.
Okay: so, I'll try again:
There once was a Dwarf named Guarf
Who drank so much ale he barfed
Warm cider or cold brew, no matter
His beer belly growing fatter
But he looked so dandy with his zarf
Dammit.
Dammit!
I surrender, Guarf: your name wins this round.
Friends - help? Kallixta? Tome? Erinys? Help?
