Well, thought I had everything. Good friends, family, baby giraffe, you know, the usual. But I saw The Hobbit yesterday, and now all I want are Hobbit feet for walking miles.
At least I got the next best thing:
And yes, I didn't think I could love Dwarfs more than I do, but I was wrong. Thorin Oakenshield, will you marry me?
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| "No, Matty, alas, I cannot marry thee..." |
A very Merry Christmas to you all, and much love, grog, and laughter -
*Hobbit feet can be purchased from ThinkGeek.com. Tell them Matty sent you.

