Wish I could be a Vykrul girllllll.

I have been singing this in my head all day: (sung to the tune of the Beach Boys' California Girls)

Well the Night Elf girls are hip

I really dig those gowns they wear

And the Goblin girls with the way they talk

They nogginfogger me when I’m down there

The Westfall farmer’s daughter

They all make you eat mud pies

And the Northrend gnomes with the way they jet

They keep look so cute as they fly

I wish they all could be Vyrkul

I wish they all could be Vyrkul

I wish they all could be Vyrkul

I wish they all could be Vyrkul girls…

Well the Brunnhilders have the snowstorms

And the girls all get so blue

I dig a Borean Leather Loincloth on a

Spear-sister girl with a entrail necklace or two

I’ve been all ‘round the Warcraft World

And I’ve seen all kinds of humanoid girls

Yea, but I couldn’t wait to get back to the place

That has the meanest girls in the world

I wish they all could be Vyrkul

I wish they all could be Vyrkul

I wish they all could be Vyrkul

I wish they all could be Vyrkul girls…

Inspired by: http://arcanewordsmith.wordpress.com/2012/04/06/friday-top-5-races/