You're traveling into another dimension...

I am tripping out over the paradox of a virtual fantasy world having its own virtual fantasy lore within its lore; logically, I shouldn't be surprised that we who live in this alternative universe/reality would also create sub-plots and layers of fiction. Here in our own existence, we have four dimensions: time, length, width, depth, and a confetti of stories to celebrate them together, explain the unexplainable, or manufacture science from legends. Ironyca ponders the urban legends in Azeroth:

http://ironyca.wordpress.com/2012/07/16/myths-and-urban-legends-in-wow-the-secret-cellar/

If the gobbling Prince does indeed have a wine cellar, perhaps he'll share some of his good stuff, or perhaps he's saving that for a special occasion*. Like, when I down Ragnaros. Or, even more unbelievable, get my Real ID to work with some new friends. I smell a conspiracy. And I'd like those bones in cages around the Darkmoon Faire investigated.

*Who am I kidding? He's saving it for the black-market.

Since it's on the Internet, it must be true. Take these with a grain of salt:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15628_the-5-creepiest-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true.html

This is also a true story: there is a new NPC, a pet battle trainer, who is also named "Matty." 

My reaction:

Oh, and I also heard a rumor that the Yak mount is going up to 120,000 gold.


Okay. Going to hunt for Bigfoot for a while. Much less terrifying.

NPC for Hire: Sexy Librarian

Navi put this out there, I think, or someone, I don't know, I can't keep track anymore; in any case, what or who would you be if you could be an NPC in the game? (Correction, it was Cymre!)

Straight up-- an Humanities Professor/Trainer.

I would love to be a true trainer in game, own a "studio" (yes, I know it doesn't exist, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't!) This studio/workshop would have grounds for training, questions/answers and "Ted Talks" (if you will) about interesting topics of concerns. There would be no trolling (grounds for expulsion), and having gone through this process players would know their classes better, be more professionally polished, and get an overall "creativity" buff.

Kélda finds Sirra quite the dashing figure...like to check out his...book.