Oh, the cupidity...

Silly humans...to invent a holiday based on love and passion? It is somewhat shameful that this has to be demarcated in the celestial wheel; why not have love in the air all year 'round?

And while I will not profess to understand everything there is about humans, (in fact, I'm not sure I understand anything), one great benefit of this time of year is that I can create more, um, 'aromatic' dwarfs. They do tend to forge a certain, shall we say, funk?

What's love got to do with it?

To get the latest chocolate sauce on this holiday achievement, this is a straight-arrow resource:
http://wow.joystiq.com/2011/02/05/the-overachiever-guide-to-love-is-in-the-air-2011/