Limerick for empty pockets.

At the auction house she searched for some new pants

Of buying Theck's Seal there wasn't a chance

She knew of some dwarfs, dodgy, it's true

Loan sharks with gold, interests rates waived in lieu

For many pints of stout, Santa suits and an exotic laptop dance

(or two)

"Curse, Guarf...I can't make it fit into a proper limerick..."

"Try again, lass, otherwise you'll forfeit the wager."