Once in a raid, there was a tank
and the big, bad monster she wanted to spank
but the tables were turned
and her fanny got burned
so she had to put her tail in a fish tank...
"Matty. That is just plain dumb."
"Well, I was going to finish it with something about a coin slot and piggy bank, but thought that was too crude, even for you."
"Dearest, try again. It has to make sense at least."
In a mean fiery dungeon she got burned
And every ounce of gold she thoroughly earned
She thought it'd be better
If she went someplace wetter
And for much bigger hammers she yearned...
"Stop. Just. Stop."
"If you insist, sir."