Brave New Efffed Up World

Just started reading: Ready Player One by Ernest Cline and I am afraid to tell you I must insist you all stop what you're doing (yes, Navi, that includes Navispam and yes, Tome, sorry, no more Jazz Hands Dance Studio) and purchase this book and begin reading it.

I'll wait.

Did you download your copy?

Not yet?

Okay.

(Insert Jeopardy music here)

Had a little side-trip to downtown Austin yesterday and forgot both chargers for the cell phone AND the Kindle.

Flopped around like a fish out of water for about two hours, and was jonesing big time to get back to some kind of connectivity.

Go get the book.

Not asking. Telling.

Now, I realize most WoW bloggers do not have me on their blogrolls. I'm pretty sure those who have Tome and Navi on theirs (and EVERYONE has Tome and Navimie) indulge them of their friendhips with me, look at this Sugar & Blood site, and decide it's just not their cup of tea. I don't know enough about Azeroth, I don't post strats or game videos, and my fan-fiction is lukewarm at best.

But don't any of you efffers tell me I don't know books. 

I am only two chapters into it (due to the battery situation on my Kindle, which, if you do read the book, you will realize is incredibly sad and ironic), but I am hooked. It is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory meets Hunger Games I think. We shall see.