
But being the reigning champion of the title, Duchess of Derpishness, having played no Beta and doing even less research on new things (oh, sure, I see the blog posts, but do I read them thoroughly? Nope. I tend to bookmark and pray), upon turning my somewhat anticlimactic 90 (not sure what I expected...at least some Kool-Aid and "thattagirls," but meh. No big whoop.) I begin to see the big dailies picture.
Editor's Note: Matty apologies for all the parenthetical annotations. (She's really sorry.) (Really.)
So here's what I discovered: True love.
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Baby dragon loves me, too. |

Blizzard, you got me. You give a woman a little egg with hearts bubbling out of it, and you got me like a fish on a hook, and a baby dragon was the bait. I will do anything for this little guy. You want me to make you fish cakes? I'll go figure out how to make fish cakes. You want me to kill guys that look like they're off of that one Star Trek episode, and go all James Tiberius Kirk on their asses? Sure. (And yes I play the dundundundn dun dunn dundedun soundtrack in my head.)
In the few hours I got a chance to play, in between dinner, and moving a few characters to the Shrine of the Seven Stars (does this place strike anyone else as being owned by the Hilton family? It is itself overwhelming. That place needs bellhops and concierges, not one little overworked restaurant hostess!) I managed to start to do what the Order of the Cloud Serpent, and then discovered that the Anglers are in cahoots with the OCS, too:
http://www.elsanglin.com/mop_cooking.html
Baby dragons need fish cakes, too, so tonight, I know what I'm making for dinner.
The thing is, to me it's cool how they all work together. My alts and their professions are like their own little guild, a family, and it's cool. The factions work together to support your efforts, too. This is a good thing.
Oh, and I went in a heroic dungeon for the first time, and Senor: thank you for those enchants. Without them, I would have died twenty times instead of eighteen.
Theme song: Baby Mine
PS I wrote this before I read Big Bear's post: http://thebigbearbutt.com/2012/10/08/so-much-to-do-so-much-time/ and Confession's: http://www.thegrownupgamer.com/2012/10/spontaneity-and-lbrs.html
Oh! Oh! Thank you! I'm not 90 yet but if baby dragons need fish cakes I'm going to stop selling all my golden carp for an obscene profit and start making fish cakes!
ReplyDeleteRaising baby dragons is costly but rewarding....your comment cracked me up; so happy you get me!
ReplyDeleteI fear clicking youtube videos with the word "Baby" in the title. That's not a Justin Bieber video, right?
ReplyDeleteI'm happy anyway since the words got the bluegrass song "Roll in My Sweet Baby's Arms" stuck in my head instead.
I mean really, what kind of a monster do you think I am?! Lol!!!
DeleteClick it. I would never do Justin Bieber to anyone.
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