Bye, bye Miss Warcraft Draenei....

Sung to the tune of "American Pie" (apologies to Don Mclean)

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that daily used to make me smile
And, I knew if I had my chance that I could party g.r.e.n.a.d.e dance
and...
maybe they'd not nerd rage for a while
But, July came with real life questing, and this is no light jesting
I can't remember if I cried, with one more loot roll, wipe and died
Something touched me deep inside when Azeroth and Real World collide

So Bye, bye Miss Matty Draenei
drove my rocket to down to Sprocket but the Sprocket was high
Them good ol' Dwarfs were drinking whisky and rye singing...
This'll be the day that I die...(to Garrosh)
This'll be the day that I die...(by gosh)

Did you write the Book of Spells and how many rune totems, have you felled?
If the Off-Hand tells you so
Now do you believe in King and Chief, can priestess save your mortal soul and
Can you teach me how to raise my rep, not slow?
Well I know that you're in love with Wrynn cause I saw you placing hopeful hymm
You both kicked off your boots, man I dig those trinkets and loots!
I was a lonely teenage hooven girl with a flagon, and a souped-up low rider dragon but
I knew I was out of luck
the day the worlds collide

I started singing Bye, bye Miss Matty Draenei

drove my rocket to down to Sprocket but the Sprocket was high
Them good ol' Dwarfs were drinking whisky and rye singing...
This'll be the day that I die...(to Garrosh)
This'll be the day that I die...(by gosh)

Now for three years I've been on my own and moss grows on a Duskwood gravestone
but
that's not how it used to be
I dont want to go off into the woods with there are bears, aches and sunburns
Would gladly stay and take my queue turns
Along with all the others...did you take my feathers?

The mage is locked in her tower, and the hunter off picking flowers...
Oh and the King was looking down to Jainna who took the staff
and whacked him till we all started to laugh
She and Vereesa took over, Alliance rollin' in clover!
But that'll have to keep till I came back...when worlds collide


Bye, bye Miss Matty Draenei
drove my rocket to down to Sprocket but the Sprocket was high
Them good ol' Dwarfs were drinking whisky and rye singing...
This'll be the day that I die...(to Garrosh)
This'll be the day that I die...(by gosh)




So, I'll be back soon. Thank you for indulging another bad song parady. I am leaving Mataoka at 19729/21000 with the Shado Pan Assault. Hate those loose ends. I need this break from WoW, but am really going to miss you. Yes, you. You.