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| Have yak, will travel... |
Very soon I shall be traveling across new terrain and territories to witness natural wonders and geographical oddities: I haven't done any travel in a wolf pack-cadre in over four years, far too long. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, like the family road trip to give perspective. In preparation for this grand journey (believe my crossing of the threshold moment shall come right about Spokane...), I decided I could take two companions with me, at least in pixelized spirit; the question is, who?
Considerations: There will be bad food, bear mace, astronomy, small car, large people. And relatives.
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| Best Trinket Ever: Bad Juju - oh I am definitely packing these girls! |
Candidates:
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| Mr. Snerggguls noticed a typo: it's HOW to play opossum, not hot opossum |
Theme songs:
The Passenger/Iggy Pop
Who would you take??
Whoa there now little missy. Us Dwarven don't cotton to anyone making fun of our beards. We don't get "nits" or "fleas" or ""gumdrops" or "yesterday's gravy" or even our haggis in our beards that might drop into the tater salad. I know this is "nit picking", but I want you to completely understand that is the Runescape Dwarf you are complaining about and not the WOW Dwarf. We have couth, yes, we do.
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That's hard, I think I'd have to go with a Night Elf and a Draenei. The Night Elf would know which herbs and berries would be safe for picking and the Draenei could do all the communicating since that's not my thing.
ReplyDeleteI'm still scared about the bear mace though.
I have a hunch that the bear mace is like a totem or talismen - won't need it if I have it? Sure.....
DeleteFor travel, Fozzie is a Druid in Bear Form and can send other bears fleeing in fear of old jokes. No worries about bear attacks! He might have trouble with the Park Rangers.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMR5JVo21wQ
A FROG AND A BEAR!!! I will just put hexes on things, and that'll solve the frog problem...well done sir!
DeleteI think I'd have to agree with your choice of Gnome & Dwarf (assuming you don't want any trouble). But, I do think taking a Goblin and Night Elf could make for some pretty amusing (if slightly illegal) situations!
ReplyDeleteThere is a potential story in here somewhere!!!
DeleteGnome all the way, especially as you can get two or three Gnomes in the same space as it would take for say a Draenei or a Night Elf. Plus I bet pink hair scares off bears.
ReplyDeleteThe clear choice is gnome: I have informed one small gnome rogue to pack his poisons and get in the glove compartment.
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