Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!!!! The thing doesn't even need batteries. Runs on pure arcane power and Mountain Dew. I logged onto neglected Escalarta, whom Navi has graciously allowed to stowaway on her guild, and there he was! I have since renamed him "El Corazon," which means "the heart" in Spanish, because that's what he is---
Watch out world...he's a heart-stopper!