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Thursday, September 12, 2013
My Shaman Went to the Timeless Isle and All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt
When will I ever learn!? Human males dressed up in fine clothes are shysters of the lowest caliber! Whizzig totally sucked me in with his fancy silver 'rare' frame and spawn rate. For some reason I stupidly did not read the fine print, and thought this was a pirate costume for ME, but alas, for my butt-floor-wiping-dog. (Not a fan.) So, there ya go, Perky. You have a few more chances at playing pirate, and maybe for Talk Like A Pirate Day I'll get you out again, but otherwise, back to the kennel you go. This little prank cost 500 thingies.
I actually have a lot more to save about 5.4, but like getting the first four bosses accomplished, everyone has beaten me to the punch. Meh. I want to say something about other things to sniff now, but that's just gross.