There once was a druid, who that
In his Boomkin form he always felt fat
So he sharpened his claws
And broke a few laws
And now he's lethal as a cat
Boring?
A fat and fluffy boomkin went to town
Feeling feathery and frumpy, like a clown
So he started to dance and sing
But molted while shaking his groove thing
So now he stays in cat form to get down
Theme song: Jungle Boogie/Kool & The Gang
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Earned it.
I like the first one, it sums up perfectly why my attempts at playing a Boomkin never last.
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