There once was a mage, very arcane
Who had firespells on the brain
So he made a few calls
And scorched his fireballs
So now he feels merely insane
My apologies. I know you all can do better.
Pain?
Rain?
Gain?
Sugar & Blood Key word search of the century: "squirrel nuts stirring up drama"
Earned it.
Have I ever told you I like rhymes? It was cute Mataoka!
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Crane
Lane
Oh and thanks for visiting my site <3
My dear dwarf friend Guarf told me he did not care for the limerick genre. Bah, I say! Can't always have it your way! To the rhyming dictionary, straight away!
DeleteLmao I love it! You've hooked me!
DeleteGracias, Navimie!
DeleteThink I should have ended the last line:
And he had only himself to blame (?)
or
But blew a cone of cold on it for the pain (?)
Oh my, you rhymers make me so jealous. Personally I think it's perfect the way it is. Dagnabbit, why won't my brain do that.
ReplyDeleteNow if only I could hit pixels in the "right" way to heal everything, tank everything, or pulverize everything. But, writing it is. Thank you, Tome!
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