Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The First Rule of...oh nevermind

BIG.

FAT.

SQUUEEEEEEE!

Okay, for my third anniversary of playing WoW, I had this somber, respectful drabble in mind about me and Nobundo, hanging out at the Exodar, talking shop, being all chill and wise, but then...
...another shaman buddy of mine whispers me to tell me he has a surprise for me, and to check my mail.
Because we're not in the same guild with these characters, I had to wait a whole ten minutes, but there it was:

A new pet?
An epic weapon?

BETTER!!!




I am afraid to ask about the bunnies, well: first rule of shamans is they don't talk about the bunnies, okay?

This is awesome.

Theme Song: Pixies/Where is my mind?


Postscript: One of my favorite writers is Chuck Palahniuk. I liked him before it was cool, yo. Warning: he writes raw and weird. You've been warned.

10 comments:

  1. That's a great 3rd anniversary present! Go beat them up!

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    1. Can't wait -- well, actually, I kind of have to - laundry waits for no Dwarf...but I'll get in there today!

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  2. Anonymous2.5.13

    Oh congrats. Look forward to reading how you go :)

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    1. It'll be a noob's bloodbath, but that's cool - thanks Cymre!

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  3. I was looking for my invitation, when some old friends explained.

    "You must have left it somewhere," said Winnie the Pooh.

    "Somebody must have taken it," said Eeyore. "How Like Them," he added, after a long silence.

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    1. When I read your comment out loud at work yesterday, I laughed so much it drew many a strange look...you are a clever Dwarf....

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  4. Cassaberee2.5.13

    Huge 'gratz on both. I always figured you had been playing longer tho.

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    1. Thanks Cass! Most days it feels like I just started: once and forever a noob!

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  5. Congrats, Matty!

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    1. Thank you so much! For the record, I miss your mog contests, but no pressure, nope, no pressure from me! :)

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