(Spoiler-free) Limerick for MoP

There once was a  player with a beta
And it was into the Mists she met a
Not a troll nor a dwarf, but a whole lot of noobs
and a kowtowing panda bear (with boobs)
Though they were tiny like tots of the tater

Limerick: Cat Scratch

There once was a druid, who that
In his Boomkin form he always felt fat
So he sharpened his claws
And broke a few laws
And now he's lethal as a cat

Boring?

A fat and fluffy boomkin went to town
Feeling feathery and frumpy, like a clown
So he started to dance and sing
But molted while shaking his groove thing
So now he stays in cat form to get down

Theme song: Jungle Boogie/Kool & The Gang

Limerick: Blue Mage Blues

There once was a mage, very arcane
Who had firespells on the brain
So he made a few calls
And scorched his fireballs
So now he feels merely insane



My apologies. I know you all can do better.

Pain?
Rain?
Gain?

Limerick for empty pockets.

At the auction house she searched for some new pants

Of buying Theck's Seal there wasn't a chance

She knew of some dwarfs, dodgy, it's true

Loan sharks with gold, interests rates waived in lieu

For many pints of stout, Santa suits and an exotic laptop dance

(or two)

"Curse, Guarf...I can't make it fit into a proper limerick..."

"Try again, lass, otherwise you'll forfeit the wager."