Tools come in all sizes.

This is dedicated to my previous GO* who had recently discovered the delights of 'The Jersey Shore' (which I confess, have never, ever, ever, ever watched. Some images get seared to our brains and can't be erased.**)

Apparently, there is an Irish version. Be warned. I don't know if it's...(can't use the word heartening)... that cultural diffusion is the least of our worries, mild garbage the US pours out to other shores, or the most depressing thing I have ever seen, but here you go: Tallafornia.

600+ Euro=838 USD

**Wonder how many Euros it costs to buy eye soap.

*She is not the tool in this scenario. She is intelligent and funny.