A Prayer for the RNGs

I got a double-yolk egg this morning and made a wish.

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the RNGs my soulshards to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray for a rez for goodness sake

In the morning when I wake up

While the patch is loading, I need a hookup

I send this prayer to all grand pixelized gods

To update my characters, add-ons and mods

And please let that weapon drop in LFR,

If it doesn’t drop soon I’m going to go live in a bar

I’ve tried for weeks with elder charms and luck

But still running with blues, and it really does suck

I try to put on a brave face and am a superstitious git

But with low damage per second, I feel like a nit

I’ll not change my socks and light candles of hope

But when I humbly ask I get a big, fat nope

So RNGs if you hear my prayer

And if about this little shaman you ever did care

Send me that fist weapon all shiny, sharp, and trusty

Until the next patch, and it’s forgotten and rusty