Love Letters I: Guarf

Since he hates limericks, I decided to write one for Guarf:

There once was a Dwarf named Guarf
Who drank so much ale he barfed


No, no, no...do over:

There once was Dwarf in Ironforge
Who fished, drank ale, and sausage gorged
His belly got so fat and round
When his shaman friend Matty looked down



DAMMIT! I can never think of that last line!

Guarf: Happy Valentine's Day.

I miss you.