Since he hates limericks, I decided to write one for Guarf:
There once was a Dwarf named Guarf
Who drank so much ale he barfed
No, no, no...do over:
There once was Dwarf in Ironforge
Who fished, drank ale, and sausage gorged
His belly got so fat and round
When his shaman friend Matty looked down
DAMMIT! I can never think of that last line!
Guarf: Happy Valentine's Day.
I miss you.