Sometimes to explain a theme use of contrast works well. Case in point:
The late, great, Ceniza, the Ash Witch of Theramore:
Yes, this is our fiery mage, lying face down in a rain puddle of troll-y slobber and sweat, in virtual limbo between 'release spirit' and a 'member is still in combat.' Fortunately she has her mourning glory sprouting out of her tail, memorializing the moment, and adding a smirk to my face. Ah, the indignities of death in LFR! The shame! The lack of blink, or ice block...oh well. For the concept of "early" I first thought it logical to see how many posts I've written about my early morning insomnia, but that would have taken me all day. And as far as early goes, for the most part, I like it. I like getting up when I do, having the house to myself, writing, making coffee, etc. It's those early mornings that run into long days in Azeroth though, where I fall down the rabbit hole and time and space is bent and deformed, like some cloven Rip Van Winkle. It is known I shall never be early for anything in Azeroth, though: I will never be a realm first, or do anything first, no blue ribbons or trophies here. But that's fine. As long as I can have magical flowers growing out of my fanny and take pond naps, I'll be fine. Just don't call me late for mana cakes, okay?
Stories and Drabbles: Links to the fiction postings on this blog
Earned it.
Sunday, August 4, 2013
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Day Four: Fresh
Day Four: Fresh
In Stormwind, there is a little flower shop, and a young girl named Little Adeline will request a hug, then shower you with rose petals. She's kind of creepy, and perhaps a bit touched in the head, but the sentiment is sweet. Takes a lot of rose petals to get the smell of wet dog out of the air.
This is about as fresh as it gets.
Story Time: The Summer Wife
The Summer Wife
by Mataoka
Wrapped in the
arms of an ancient mountain, where a deep groove of water and time cut an entrenched scar, a secret valley nested. Even the Wind had to correct its course, thinking it was lost
whenever it wound through, like a confused serpent. So hidden was this valley
from the world, the sun slanted in new tilts to reach the dark, green grasses,
and give hope to the field flowers. The Mountain cast her shadows moving as
clock hands around the circular valley face, so that there would always be one
direction in full light, or full darkness. The Sun did not give up all of his
power, though, and in the middle of the valley there would always be one shaft
of light in the day, and one beam of moonlight at night.
A tossing of villagers lived in this pock-marked valley, this secret scar in the land. No sense of time snared them, for they had myths and legends about how they came to be there. And since new travelers were so seldom, their appearance edged on the mystical. No one ever left. The only fresh population spawned in the valley were these few travelers over time, but the longevity of the inhabitants is the only way they survived: they simply lived near immortal lives. Since Time shifted here, wobbly on its axis, they seemed unaware of this, and believed all others over the Mountain were the same as they.
From sun-slant
dawns to early darkness nights, the villagers worked in the fields and tended
to the disgruntled, but healthy livestock. Sheep, cows, oxen, fish and fowl were bred, lived, and died. The creatures seemed somehow annoyed to be trapped in this
valley, as if they ever looked up from their grazing or pecking to see the sun
or the moon overhead, and dream of other pastures. Bred into every feather,
fiber, or fur contained the unwillingness or inability to look up.
One man in the
village did look up however. He was not like the others, or an
incurious sheep. Perhaps it was because his great-great-great-grandfather had
been a seed seller and tinsmith, who had wandered over the Mountain’s soft
edges long ago, and feel in love with one of the brown-eyed village women. He
liked to believe he had something about him no one else did, an inexplicable
desire. Maybe it was also because of his mother's strange song: Ffrom the time he was a baby, each day his mother sang this song while
hanging up the wash:
The spring wife is full of hope
Thinking marriage is gold and flowers
She quickly learns love is a rope
To hang up the dirty trousers…
The summer wife is young and quick
Will wrap her arms around you
Warmth and lust, but do not trust
The heat will dry up the dew
The autumn wife wants nothing amiss
And cans the harvest tight
She has no time to love or kiss
And will only sleep at night
The winter wife is the best of all
If you treated the others fair
Into a warm bed you’ll crawl
None of the others compare
Of all the women in the village, he was not sure why
only his mother sang this song, or what it all meant. The different women in the song's tale confused him. But a talon, a claw,
stuck in his heart, tugging at him that his destiny might be different. He
could not put it into words, and he was certain he was the only one to wake up
with this pain, or dream about things going away: he would dream of horses
galloping off, or chickens suddenly flying, bottom heavy and unnatural. Everyone else slept content, dreamless, of this he was certain.
What made him, on
that one day, try to leave, he will never be able to answer. Just to see what was over there…
But the Mountain had other ideas. She loved her villagers, protecting and providing for them. If there needed to be a baby born, every so many hundred years, and new blood desired to bring vitality to the village, she would send a crow to find a traveler and bring him or her over the side. Once fallen into the valley, it was nearly impossible to get out. The food they ate, and the way of life, was routine. They could want for nothing more.
But the Mountain had other ideas. She loved her villagers, protecting and providing for them. If there needed to be a baby born, every so many hundred years, and new blood desired to bring vitality to the village, she would send a crow to find a traveler and bring him or her over the side. Once fallen into the valley, it was nearly impossible to get out. The food they ate, and the way of life, was routine. They could want for nothing more.
This one man,
though: she felt uneasy about this one. Every time he tried to move to the
north, the cold winds blew him back. On sapphire autumnal days he tried to head
east, but the morning sun betrayed him. To the south, the warm, salted air dried
his eyes, and the west shunned her back on him every night. The Mountain did
not cradle him, but trapped him where he stood. Once he believed the stone
stood sentinel, guarding him, but now the slate and slag imprisoned. He sought
passage through the mountains, burrow under, or switchback through a cave to find
a way: the Mountain always pushed back. If he climbed over, footing would slip,
and this brought debris of rocks and gravel down on everyone in the village,
with his friends and family protesting over his selfishness.
Since the north,
east, south, and west did not care which direction he went, he did not move. Neither
over the top nor through the heart of the Mountain could he move. In the deep valley he stayed,
praying the snow would stay frozen on the mountaintops so there would never be
flooding: nonetheless he drowned. He drowned in the dawn when he did not see
the sun till it was almost noon, and he drowned in the moon when she would not
show her face. If he kept his eyes straight ahead he saw the sides of the
mountain, and if he looked up, celestial treasures on display for others
in the world, but not for him. Always out of reach.
One day, in the
middle of the year, in the middle of the field, in the pinnacle of the day, he
prayed. "Dear gods, I am a simple man. I only wish to see the world."
Nothing.
The moon hid, and
the sun coy. He tried again.
This time, an odd
breeze chucked him under his chin, tickling the whiskers on his face.
But the moon hid,
and the sun coy. He tried again.
On the third day,
he felt the breeze tickling his whiskers, and a voice in his ear. "Turn
around, man."
Behind him grew a
field of daisies and poppies as far as the eye could behold. The pleated
perfection of daisy petal, and sultry sirens of poppies made for a wondrous
sight. As if to guard the two and prevent flower class warfare, hedges of
lavender provided bees and breezes delights. The man gathered some of the
flowers, and took them home and put them in a mug of water.
That night he
went to sleep as normal, but his dreams were etched green and gold. Something luscious
came uncomfortably in the house, unsure of itself: he sensed it. This was a
dream of return, not departure. Eyes opening, the dark huddle before dawn, and
silent--whatever came in, he wanted it to stay.
He overslept.
Awoken by heat and sun, he lumbered to the kitchen for fresh water. There on
the oak table, wrapped in her own arms, protective, delicate and thorny, was a
Summer Wife. He had no idea how he knew this, but it was the woman from his
mother’s song. She could be no other. Why this nymph chose his kitchen table,
on this morning, in the heat and sun, he believed his prayers had been
answered, a wish granted. Her hair was long, sunflower gold, curly, with a
hopeless velvet green ribbon ineffectively trying to police the curls, eyes as
green-blue as a robin’s egg, sun washed blue, and skin that made his ribcage
ache, as if he had been running for hours, and couldn’t catch his breath. The
time she spent with him, he never got over that sensation. Seeing him, she
unfolded herself, opening, arms outstretched for an embrace. She didn’t say a
word, but her lips broke into a wide smile, as if she had just returned home
from a journey, and was expecting an unhesitant welcome. He obliged, forgetting
how thirsty he was from his dreaming, and returned the embrace.
The villagers did
not see him again for weeks.
They would come
to the door, asking if he was sick or needed help, but he looked well enough,
and said no, he was fine, thank you. His neighbor would hear giggling coming
from the back room, nearly exhausting himself with curiosity to figure out
which of the other village girls was visiting the man, straining neck and ears
to peek or listen through shuttered windows. But the nature of the village was
to mind one’s business, and though the man’s behavior was odd, no one seemed to
be getting hurt, so they left him alone. The Mountain was peaceful, and since
she provided all, perhaps this was her doing as well. Things would get back to
normal.
No one had
prepared the man for the care and nurturing of a Summer Wife, though. No
mother’s song, no careful advice could have prepared him for life with this
entity. The heat, the intensity they crave, is boundless. Summer has no concern
for past or future, by nature impulsive and squandering gives it its beauty but
exacts a price. For she was a thing, an object: the more he craved her, gave
into her tantrums, the more depleted he became. His animals, forced by neglect,
wandered over to neighbors’ homes for food and shelter. He forgot to move the
water barrels to capture the rainwater for his crops. His laughter dried up,
and he always felt parched. The grass fried brown, and the moon dripped greasy
oil, smothering the once sweet air.
The Mountain
noticed, and felt uncomfortable regret. She had sent the man the Summer Wife to
keep him company, so he would not leave. Regret was unknown to the
Mountain—since she was always as she was, how could she move to make a mistake?
But she had, and it was now her business to correct it. She had no guidance,
though, she believed: she was the Mountain, and asking for council was unthinkable.
One night, riding
on the lost wind, she heard crying. She could not tell if it was the man or the
creature of light and gold: in desperation, she asked the North Star, just over
there, for help: he replied with a mirror. She spoke to the lake, and again,
the lake looked back at her. Confused, once more she spoke to the sun, and the
light reflected off of her face. She finally understood: she shook some dirt
and soil loose, and held onto the forest trees’ roots, and wished for Summer to
go, and give the man a happy home with Autumn, and then Winter. Spring Wife
would simply not do: she always brings her sister Summer with her.
Uprooted and unbound,
Summer sat up in bed, kissed the man while he slept, slipped out without a
sound: when he awoke, he felt he had had a bittersweet dream, but could not
remember the details. Something hurt, but something else felt necessary. In his
kitchen, jars of fresh fruits, vegetables, and pickled delicacies stocked the
larder. The yard was full of clucking chickens, and stalking kittens. All
seemed right again, put back in order. He saw the backside of a tightly-dressed
woman dash through his back door, and fresh laundry pinned to the clothesline.
Autumn had tidied up.
Months later, on
a cold night, the Mountain covered in fresh snow on her peaks, the stars
drawing down to be touched, and the moon feeling self-important, the man felt
warm arms hold him under the covers: Winter Wife held him like a fire, more
welcome than fleeting summer, and he treated her as the beautiful warmth she
was, the heart of the house.
Dead Man's Party..
Having this overwhelming sense of deja-vu, as if I've dug up this before, in a former life (or post), but it just won't stay buried...
While leveling a warlock on a PvP server to see how fast I could get to level 10 with no heirlooms, money, or assistance (2.5 hours) this morose 'lock came across a merry group of clever cleaver-weilding souls, and she's pretty sure one of them..Daniel Ulfman, may have been related to one real-world Danny Elfman of Oingo-Boingo, and the Mystic Knights...
Sure enough, her suspicions proved correct. CD Rogue was a huge fan of Oingo back in the day, and I myself cannot get enough of Danny Elfman's work on soundtracks for movies, television, and video games, including the theme song for the Simpsons.
There are too many favorites to choose from, but this one always gets me singing along melodramtically:
There are many 'celebrity' sightings in Azeroth, but few get such a fan-girl reaction than meeting Danny Elfman's counterpart...which celebrity sighting as meant the most to you? We need a WoW Autograph book achievement! When we spot a reference, just like spotting a rare, we can put that in our book, and then as a reward get really cool shades to wear!
Friday, August 2, 2013
Sticky posts-post: Challenge Accepted
Okay, I am sorry about the previous post. It made me laugh. But then again, I am not built with the same parts as men are, and I shouldn't have giggled. I am sorry. Truly. Friends again?
This idea comes from Tycertank, by way of Erinys, and Ababeko's. Screenshot-A-Day Challenge.
Day One: N
"Naked."
As in - naked, scared, and alone alt:
Recha is a Draenei monk who can't keep her heirlooms on her frame - she's given them all to Luckycricket, who is also floundering in Western Plaguelands, drinking with Argent Dawn soldiers or some such nonsense.
Another 'n' word: neglect, and lots of it.
Day Two: Incomplete:
The Wrathion questline:
Please, Mr. Tiger Sir, please, I appreciate your coaching from the sidelines, but could you do something about those bubbles of boiling hot dragon blood? Having more RAM has helped a lot - I died in forty seconds, not twenty, so there's progress!
This idea comes from Tycertank, by way of Erinys, and Ababeko's. Screenshot-A-Day Challenge.
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| Click for Challenge Info |
Day One: N
"Naked."
As in - naked, scared, and alone alt:
Recha is a Draenei monk who can't keep her heirlooms on her frame - she's given them all to Luckycricket, who is also floundering in Western Plaguelands, drinking with Argent Dawn soldiers or some such nonsense.
Another 'n' word: neglect, and lots of it.
Day Two: Incomplete:
The Wrathion questline:
Please, Mr. Tiger Sir, please, I appreciate your coaching from the sidelines, but could you do something about those bubbles of boiling hot dragon blood? Having more RAM has helped a lot - I died in forty seconds, not twenty, so there's progress!
Protect Yourself
This was originally going to be one of those mopey, reflective posts, a psychological analysis about "process addictions" with a small dose irony. And I still have some things to say, but then I saw this, and it all dissipated:
Classify this under "no hyperbole advertising"
Here is what WoW is about:
1. Gear
2. Relationships
3. RP: Getting pretend gear in pretend relationships
That's it.
We are either getting gear with other players and dependent on them, or not getting gear and frustrated by them. Either way we are surrounded by our golf clubs strewn all over the yard and a rake to the groin.
"Matty, what's this about 'process addictions, and what does it have to do with testicular-impact objects?"
Well...
A little over a year ago, something happened which, every time it came up in conversation, inevitably I would start to cry. This told me I needed to work through it. There were many other things too, but this one thing was waving a big, fat red flag at me to seek some guidance, so I did. I am just starting to work this all out, but immediately my Azerothian life has been a topic of reflection, and I was introduced to the term 'process addiction.' I am not skeptical, dubious, or resistant, but I am thinking about it. Is my time in Azeroth merely a process addiction? Am I the sum of my dopemine levels, or greater than the parts? I am not sure. But part of the thinking has been to track my play hours this past week. I started off great - not only writing down the times I was playing, but what I was doing. Today's notes included Momokawa's hours getting some charms, because "she" really wants these cool looking shoulders she saw on another player (Exhibit A) Addicted to Love' staring Matthew Broderick, Meg Ryan, Kelly Preston, etc. At one point the Sam character watches his former girlfriend and charts her smiles in response to her new lover's stories and jokes:
and went to LFRs most of the day afterward, wiped many times with laughing groups, and at one point they kicked the highest-healing shaman simply because they didn't like his name. How do I put that on a tracking sheet? It reminds me of this scene in one of my favorite movies, coincidentally '
I would say Addicted to Love is in my top twenty movies. There. Now you should go watch it too.
Anyway, how does one track hours spent in Azeroth? Now with my 8GB of multi-tab awesomesauce, I notice it is now almost 4:30 PM and I'm still in my jammies, and haven't accomplished much. Or did I?
So--yeah--relationships.
But then, layered with all that silliness, I got to check in with three of my favorite people: Señor, Kaylyne, and CD Rogue talked to me in real life, and we got some things squared away. In fact, I had grand conversations with all of them, really good ones, that made me laugh, and feel good about what's going on with all of them. I can't chart those moments -- but I deeply care about my Azerothian friends, and of course CD Rogue, well, he gets me too. His take on all this was he has seen over the past three years how much more I've written, inspired, and that my Azerothian friends are very real and important to me.
When I was looking up process addictions yesterday, I found this website:
I was intently reading it, and then saw the side ad. Are you kidding me!? Sweet baby murlocs, would you put a pipe advertisement next to a story about crack? Well, maybe. Blizzard has no problem with it.
Classify this under "no hyperbole advertising"
Here is what WoW is about:
1. Gear
2. Relationships
3. RP: Getting pretend gear in pretend relationships
That's it.
We are either getting gear with other players and dependent on them, or not getting gear and frustrated by them. Either way we are surrounded by our golf clubs strewn all over the yard and a rake to the groin.
"Matty, what's this about 'process addictions, and what does it have to do with testicular-impact objects?"
Well...
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| Exhibit A: Want. |
and went to LFRs most of the day afterward, wiped many times with laughing groups, and at one point they kicked the highest-healing shaman simply because they didn't like his name. How do I put that on a tracking sheet? It reminds me of this scene in one of my favorite movies, coincidentally '
I would say Addicted to Love is in my top twenty movies. There. Now you should go watch it too.
Anyway, how does one track hours spent in Azeroth? Now with my 8GB of multi-tab awesomesauce, I notice it is now almost 4:30 PM and I'm still in my jammies, and haven't accomplished much. Or did I?
So--yeah--relationships.
But then, layered with all that silliness, I got to check in with three of my favorite people: Señor, Kaylyne, and CD Rogue talked to me in real life, and we got some things squared away. In fact, I had grand conversations with all of them, really good ones, that made me laugh, and feel good about what's going on with all of them. I can't chart those moments -- but I deeply care about my Azerothian friends, and of course CD Rogue, well, he gets me too. His take on all this was he has seen over the past three years how much more I've written, inspired, and that my Azerothian friends are very real and important to me.
When I was looking up process addictions yesterday, I found this website:
I was intently reading it, and then saw the side ad. Are you kidding me!? Sweet baby murlocs, would you put a pipe advertisement next to a story about crack? Well, maybe. Blizzard has no problem with it.
Tracking the /played in Azeroth is greater than the sum of the days, hours, and minutes. But not all minutes are created equal in Azeroth. I go bat-shit crazy when I experience quest cool downs, those minutiae of time that add up like dripping water to an ocean: when Dornaa is poisoning orcs (she is not comfortable with this, but the goblin told her to), and she sees the tiny second timer on the drumstick before she can poison another round of unsuspecting, hungry laborers, she is not only incensed she has to kill the lowest of the low, who's only crime was to be born peons, but that Blizzard is intentionally, willingly, stealing my ime. Sure, it's a "take a penny-give a penny" thing, and no one is holding me at knife point to 'play' - but -my encounters with the Beancounters truly get my Draenei goat. I do think "they" are getting it more right with the legendary quests, but even long time players feel too far behind and overwhelmed.
So, protect yourselves, my friends: nurture your real lives, and your play lives. Things can get out of hand very quickly, and chaos abounds. And that is hard to track, even with smiles. Now I'm feeling fairly balanced and back on solid ground. Much more fun to chart the exalted rep percentage gains when finding Netherwing dragon eggs, let me tell you.
Tiny Story Time: Mataoka's & Navimie's Friday Fished-Up Fables
We're up to our usual mischief once again! These may not be true 'fables' but all is fair in love and alliteration. Fridays will find our blog filled with the stories behind the coins fished from the fountains, and sewers, of Dalaran. Be careful what you wish for, dear readers! (I'll link Navi's as soon as it's posted. It is amazing!) These are the stories behind the wishes...
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| Squire Rowe |
“A woman can keep many promises, but a man only one,” the
witch mused to herself. Dopey, moony sheep-faced – that is how they all looked
after she cast her spell. So predictable. Rowe was no different,
no different at all. Cersei poorly suppressed a giggle, and the goblin merchant
overheard her, rolling his eyes in contempt. “Those warlocks…always doing shady deals which never pay out, not like my
smarts, no sirree.” Noticing
the goblin looking smug in her direction, she shrugged her thin shoulders,
twisting her narrow frame away from him. They carried on ignoring one another. Gods,
it was deathly dull in this moldy swamp; couldn’t a girl find small things to
amuse herself?
Returning to her own thoughts: the squire. Oh, those
ridiculous glasses! All she had to do was get a little too close, and those
silly things steamed up! “It was too easy, she’s smirked, “he was already at a
disadvantage, not seeing things clearly.” His gullibility began as charming,
and then it turned irritating. But…he did have that thick, black hair…and those
deep blue eyes behind those glasses…even though she wasn’t sure he was too
bright. Not like his captain, who saw her for what she was: a sorceress, and a
bored one at that, potentially a greater threat than the enemy. The captain would send a few men on patrol, and the next
morning there would be two sheep wondering around dazed. Or, a soldier would be
playing cards, drinking and laughing one night, and the next staring at the
moon, crying like a baby. Cersei believed the men existed for her entertainment: a
few soldiers-turned-swine, drunk on jungle-vine wine; tawdry tricks, a quick
seduction, whispers of undying love, and the fell onto their own swords of
lust. There was nothing better to do,
because gods know nothing ever happens in this place…
When the captain ascertained his men were turning into
mindless, rutting rams, he decided to leave the Sorrows patrol, and replace the
ranks with a squad of predominately female soldiers. Back to Stormwind, the deadest
place in Azeroth. Cleaning a latrine or two would clear these gentlemen’s
heads. Give them a few copper for spending money at the inns, and see that they
get a good night sleep – that’ll set ‘em straight.
On the morning the troops headed back to Stormwind, Cersei
watched from the mossy tower, trying to remain unseen. Her thin ribcage felt
hollowed out. Of all the men she had tricked, transformed, and taken, only Squire
Rowe turned around to look for her in the morning haze, until another soldier
pushed him forward. He was the only one who looked back, and none other.
Navimie's: Stalvan's Copper Coin
Navimie's: Stalvan's Copper Coin
Thursday, August 1, 2013
Who died and made you Batman? (with edit)
Nothing to Prove: Geek Girls and the Doubleclicks
Blogger friends: I think we should do this with WoW bloggers/gamers: email me if you're interested - you can hide behind a sign!
mataoka.of.exodar@gmail.com
Life without fantasy...
I had planned on writing a post titled, "Sucking at the speed of light," because my new RAM is installed, and yes, I STILL SUCK! Woot! But now faster. (Note to self: every time I wrote the word "entitled" when I meant to say "titled" is an egregious malapropism on my part...hope Garrosh didn't notice...) So while I am not sure I will be a better player, what this 8GB of awesomesauce really means is I can ALT TAB BABY! I can write a post, check email, get irritated over Facebook, all good things, while I camp for Arcturis. Rather, other campers camp for me. They bring their spirit bears around to screw with my NPC scan, they spit, wave, beg, plead, (hmmm, sounds a lot like Facebook) whlie I wait for the magical spawn of Arcturis. In wars of attrition, I lose every time. Staring contest? I'll blink. Rochambeau? Your rock will never be bested by my paper. One-two-three-four-I-declare-a-thumb-war? Pinned. So this waiting-for-the-bear may be a loss for me. Haanta is restless, she misses Sweater, and has poison ivy from the one time she had to pee in the bushes. But hang on little huntress, it'll be okay! While you're trapped by bear-desire, your human counterpart is perusing beautiful images:
I've been thinking a lot about what my good friend remarked about me the other morning, my loose foothold between reality and fantasy. As I said, she was right. But what she may not know about me is it's not a recent development, just that Azeroth paved a pixelized path between worlds. I know many folks play this game textbook method: they want answers and strategies bullet-pointed and results guaranteed. I have to remind myself that 'using as directed' is going to produce side-effects and unintended consequences.
Now, is there something to be done about any of this? Not sure. Keep waiting for the bear, I suppose.
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| Dream.... |
Now, is there something to be done about any of this? Not sure. Keep waiting for the bear, I suppose.
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