Sunday, January 20, 2013

Happiest place on earth...

I never have to troll Reddit, because CDR does it for me-- he found this gem the other day:

"What is the happiest fact you know?" and one of the responses was that "this m----f----exists."



I am fairly certain that is some critter from Australia, probably a wombat. First of all, of course it's happy! It lives in Australia, for God's sake! I don't have to say another word--seriously! The Pacific region is FULL of beautiful women, deep blue oceans, the superlative of everything: most poisonous, most ferocious, and now--the happiest! Turns out, they were also gamers! Dammit, Aussies! (And don't get me started, Hobbit-happy New Zealand....)

Where's my Green Dragon Pub? WHERE?

I am posing the question, then. In Azeroth, what is your thing you are glad know exists? What is the happiest fact you know? Of course our friends, but in your response I would like something more specific. I'm pretty sure my multiple deaths in the Horde Hotel have brought a smile to Navi's face. We all need more wombat smiles, that's for sure!

OH OH OH - other random things:


Remember we were asking about new pets? I want GHOSTS! Ala The Ghost and Mrs. Muir - something ectoplasmic that follows us around. The idea was inspired when I found the typo in the quest log the other day, (it's "despair," not "dispair.") and thought when a player sends that in to Blizz they should get something, and Cross-Dressing Rogue suggested a ghostly (sexy) librarian assistant. I would settle for a Mr. Snergguls, and his powers would be to bore his opponents to death and squirt red ink. That would be quite lethal, don't you think?


10 comments:

  1. OK that 2nd pic is quite hilarious. I remember watching the Ghost and Mrs Muir when I was younger.

    We do have a lot of poisonous things here but I never expected Cool to be frightened of an emu. I turned around to say something to him (after I walked past one) at the zoo and he was nowhere to be found! /sheesh

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    1. Emus are EVIL. No bird should be that large -- it has kept up on its dinosaur ancestry!

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  2. Oh that is a cute picture - look at him smiling!!! It looks like a quokka - they're found in an island in Western Australia (I used to sponsor it at the zoo).
    And you have to admit, the Horde Hotel is classic and I laugh because you are so cutely hilarious :D

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    1. So glad you knew! Hey, I am all for making you laugh! <3!

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  3. "Mr. Snergguls, and his powers would be to bore his opponents to death and squirt red ink" .. Brilliant! I'd vote for Mr. Snergguls!!

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    1. He would be legendary, I have no doubt!

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  4. That is the cutest thing ever, maybe even cuter than a Cinder Kitten. I keep coming back to look at it again to get another chuckle. I want one!

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    1. I do too! Just keeps cracking me up! That little face is too much...so damn cute!

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  5. Wombats are so OP and their cube poop??? Hilarious, lmao.

    Thanks for making my sides hurt this morning Matty! =P

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    1. You -- are so very welcome!

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