Kellda thought he must by lying. A human, bah! Never!
But...there was the issue of a snoring paladin, and this:
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.
|Kellda the Dwarf Warlock, Twirly Pigtails and All|
Matty's Recipe for a Twisted Nether (Yes, I made this up--all by myself - it is a variation of the Very Berry Cosmo)
Put equal parts in a cocktail shaker, put in a martini glass, and don't wear white. Good luck. Garnish with blueberries or small mermaid cocktail charms. Don't choke on either.
Or, just Vodka and the monkey. And not the cheap stuff, either.
In a pinch, cocktail monkeys do nicely, too:
You need to read this about Mantis Shrimp. Read it now.