Monday, June 3, 2013

Ain't nobody got time for that!

Turns out: I hate camping.

For pets, hunter pets, or rocks-in-my-sleeping bag. Mother Nature? Yes, ma'am, I know you're very down-to-earth, granola-Birkenstock-wearing-vegan-self-righteous and all, but seriously, cough up the Unborn, the Quiraji, and the spirit thingies now. Or else. One night, I'll get up and get myself a cold pop, and smell a barbecue. And it won't be pretty.


  1. I am not a patient camper either. I fly the spawn points and if no one's there I'm out of there. I'm amazed by people who have the patient to park there and wait.

    Loque'nahak took forever and ever and I finally gave up on the bear. Now I'm off to get my cold pop!

    1. I just need to look on the bright side: what else would I be doing? Quick check in's may be all I can do now...


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