I'm needed on the Molten Front? Why would they possibly need a broken-down warrior? Oh, I see, a blacksmith is what they actually need. Well why don't they just send me the...dammit, only blacksmiths can acquire the plans. Well, trotting around on the Front for a few days might be a nice break from the anvil. Wait, these things need Chaos Orbs? I'm retired! They want me slogging through dungeons at my age? Then arm-wrestling some young punk of a rogue for the Orb? Oh no, I'm too old for this...oh my.
That's a nice sword.
Writer's note: Guarf, you rock.