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Thought this WOTD was timely. My minions are slackers. However, my warlock guildmate's (not you, the other guildmate) minion, or imp, has a phrase he/she/it throws out regularly in a scratchy, minion-esque voice: "Can't we all just get along?!" Maybe if Rodney King and the LA Police had thrown out healthstones and fel-fire, things wouldn't have gone so wrong.
Theme song: Sublime, April 29, 1992