|How could I resist?!|
Sometimes you just don't want to know how the proverbial sausage is made.
|Ceniza got turned into a goblin during the fight!|
Rona Greenteeth. My friend Turk notices I'm munching away on some delicious Draenei Dumplings, and in horror asks me if I have ever read the ingredients: "She's a cannibal don't you know?! At least eat Orc or Troll!"
Come to think of it, no, I don't think I have ever read the labels, and it's a AFDA (Azeroth Food and Drug Association) mandate to have factual labels on things. Although with the government shut-down and all, and (see what happened is the government passed a law and then a small group decided they wanted to change the rules so they held their breath and are now turning blue until they get their way: see what happens when there's a power vacuum? Garrosh is otherwise occupied so a minority is in control.)
I digress, sorry.
What those labels really should say is, "You have been sitting on your ass for two hours reading and waiting for a virtual shiny pet: get outside and go for a damn walk." (I have been walking, in between spawn times. Makes for some fast walks!)
In an effort to promote public health and welfare, I decided to do a little sleuthing and closely read those labels:
|Okay, okay...not so bad, a few beard hairs...adds texture|
|Definitely harmless, unless you're a duck or goose, or a duck duck goose...|
|Again, I see no problem unless one has religious dietary restrictions, but pretty sure they're Kosher...even if Dr. Suess isn't getting royalties|
|She really does mean "cattle," right? Not the citizens of Eversong who walk around like pretty veal, I hope?|
|This is getting serious. One might mistake an antler-wearing druid for a deer, you know? Who knows what happens during crepuscular events? The mount is careening down the road, hits something hard, and who looks too closely at what those horns are attached to?|
|Draenei buns are thick...it's true|
|Gosh, Rona, you're not even trying anymore!|
|The surprise is the look on the guards' faces when they become snack foods.|
|I think Rona is lying to me.|
|Kellda turns a little green after munching on some Gnuggets: perhaps they were processed without safety protocols?|
Chef: Chocolate Salty Balls